Serius Cool - Bila bola basket bertemu baseball

Pukulan satu dalam sejuta

Bila aku tengok video ni all i can say is "Damn..........cool gila! Fluke tahap gaban"

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Ibu Terkecil Di Dunia

Seeing is believing

Aku selalu wonder apa jadi bila orang kerdil pregnant. Now i know. Macam ini rupanya. Wanita dalam gambar ini ialah Stacey Herald dari Kentucky USA. Walaupun dah berusia 35 tahun ketinggian dia hanya 2 kaki 4 inci. Beliau kini mengandungkan anak yang ketiganya.

Suami Stacey ialah orang berketinggian biasa. Suami dia 5 kaki 9 inci. Btw anak beliau yang kedua sekarang lebih tinggi dari Stacey. Anak pertama pulak agak malang pasal mewarisi syndrome Osteogenesis Imperfecta seperti ibunya.

Freaky isn't it?

Mahu baca lebih lanjut tentang Stacey? Bacalah dari DailyMail.

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Bila Serius Menutup Aurat

Macamana wanita berburka makan?

Burka full face. Bagi aku agak bongok pasal tak ada pun nabi suruh tutup muka macamni. Tapi kalau kamu tutup muka jugak macamana nak makan eh? Pernah korang wonder tak? Aku pernah nampak benda yang sama macam video ni masa pergi KFC a few weeks back. Memula aku memang macam "WTF STRUGGLE SIAL". Lama-lama aku realised that sometimes people's are just too serious about "menjaga aurat" to be practical. Sigh. Btw.. minah yang aku jumpa di KFC tu makan cover mulut. Suami dia pakai seluar pendek. Bagus lah tu. Bagus la sangat. Isteri struggle nak makan ayam engkau nampak lutut buat tak nampak je. good advertisement for muslims there my son!

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Guru Tai Yik

Memang taik

So aku terjumpa jpeg ni dalam forum Kopitiam Low Yat. LOL. funny as hell. Apa punya nama la ini guru. Tak belajar bahasa melayu ke? Bagi la nama glamer sikit. Guru Gamesh ke.. Guru Barakka ke. Ni guru Tai Yik. Bagus sangat lah. Flayer dia dah macam taik. Sangat berpadanan!

krwdit gambar asal matt el noble dari Kopitiam Lowyat

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Gol Paling Laju Dalam Dunia - 2 Saat Lepas Kickoff

Beckham? Meh! Nawaf al Abed for the win

Korang ingat lagi gol Beckham dari tengah padang? Itu nothing compared to this awesome strike dari Nawaf Al Abed, pemain kelab Al Hilal. Gol ni just as awesome as the "goal" by Dragan Stankovic I posted here earlier last month. Too bad the goal celebration is lame!

EDIT : NEW VIDEO LINKED.. hope this works

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Typo atau Serius Pondan?

Kenapa nama dia in full capital

Another effort untuk burukkan nama Fazura ke? Damn.. tapi muka memang macam pondan pun. So korang rasa apa?Typo atau Pondan? TYPONDAN?

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Kad Kawin Serius Kreatif

Idea untuk kenduri kawin sendiri

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Kalau Website ialah Manusia

hey hey nice

kredit asal dari incredimazing

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Fail Yang Serius

Ngocok soghe la Kelate

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Masa Hidup dan Masa Mati

Mayat orang feymes selepas mampuih

Nice collection here........ enjoice. Kalau nak aku tambah lagi ok?

PABLO ESCOBAR - RAJA DADAJH COLUMBIA






BRUCE LEE






Norma Jean a.k.a Marilyn Monroe






Mahatma Gandhi







Pow dari Teletubbies

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Bila Bas Dreber Serius Marah

Lain kali parking elok-elok sikit ok?

Aku jumpa set gamabar ni dari Lowyat forum. Mengikut cerita orang yang post cerita asal, MPV Kia ni parking ikut suka hati bapak dia sampai block lane bus di stesen LRT Kelana Jaya. Bas semua tak dapat lalu ambik penumpang pasal skill pemarkingan yang terlalu kreatif. Tungu punya tunggu bus driver tak boleh sabar lagi. Schedule sudah lari dan penumpang dah marah. Maka dengan seriusnya mereka mengajar tuan punya Kia ni dengan some old fashion malaysian vigilante justice! All i gotta say! AWESOME padan muka!











Kredit cerita asal dan foto to ENJOICE from Kopitiam Low Yat

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Anime Yang Serius

HAHAHHAH

GTA IV memang bad ass. Selain dari siri Space Rangers yang bad ass korang boleh tengok kartun ni in-game. In case korang tak main lagi GTA IV aku suggest korang pegi main skang.

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Cerita Sebenar Video Namawee Kutuk TNB

Maka Pekerja TNB pun menjawab bagi pihak syarikat



Dah tengok video ni? Video terhangat di malaysia sekarang. Lagi hangat dari video Lingam or sejadah terbang. Yes Namawee raging gila babi dalam ni. kalau dia raging lagi 6 minit aku rasa dia boleh dapat aneurysm dan terus koma akibat pendarahan otak. Tapi aku rasa dia salah. Kalau raging macam ni apa pun tak jalan. Macam ex housemate aku. Dia raging dengan landlord dan TMNET all the time. Cara dia approach masalah tu tidak betul. Like all humans sometimes kena holistik sikit. Cari good side and try to get them to understand your problem. Maki-maki macam ni gets you nowhere. At least this kind of approach works for me so far! Aku memang terkenal sebagai seorang sweetalker dan by using my verbal skills aku boleh buat orang simpati dengan my bullshit. Nak ngorat awek pun aku pandai tapi sejak ada Mrs Weiland aku tak guna dah untuk aktiviti menggatal. Love you Cleo!

Sila baca reply seorang pekerja TNB sebagai reply kepada video Namawee ini. It's in english pasal Namawee tak tahu cakap BM. LOL! So Namawee.. Sila baca komen orang TNB ini ok. Lu marah-marah pun lu talak ensom mah. Still nampak macam tenuk. Kalau lu cool lu mesti lagi hensem dari Fat Joe mah. So chill down la. Lu apahat malah-malah selalu. Masa lu kecik lu tak cukup hisap tetek mama lu ke? KEKEKEKE

Aku curik komen ini dari blog Hazrey pasal aku rasa penjelasan dari pihak TNB harus kita dengari juga. Kat area aku kalau ada breakdown insyallah within one hour dia restore. So aku tau mmg TNB Kepong terbaek. Pantas dan gigih. Tak elok rasanya kerana insiden MUAR TNB semua kena tapau sama rata.

By the way akuedit sedikit English dia so that tak sakit otak dan add some LULZ for the win. Ok Hazrey. Aku ambik dari kamu. Hope you don't mind. Aku akan linkback as per usual.

Jawapan Dari Maintainance Manager mengenai isu Nameewee.. dipetik dr forum Cari.com

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Dear all friends in Malaysia,

First of all, I would like to introduce myself, I am a Maintenance Manager from TNB. I have been working for TNB for the past 10 years and I have to say that the situation presented in the video couldn't be further from the truth!

First of all you have to understand the nature of the electrical supply system in Malaysia.TNB only deals with customers in 3 occasions:

1. Customer request for supply, when you have to fill up the forms,
2. Customer pay the bill at counter, Q&A etc..
3. Customer experience supply interruption and called our helpline for supply restoration

In this incidence, Namewee was experiencing the 3rd condition; the electric supply interruption caused by a breakdown. This kind of interruption may be attributed to the following reasons:

i. Third party excavation, could be due to developer while installing the box culvert, could be due to utilities companies excavated power cables during their cable/pipe installation.

ii. Sabotage/Vandalism by "an hero" who dared to cut live cables which caries around 11,000Volts. This usually resulted in a trip to the fail safe system. In Malay we call this "pencurik cable". If you watched enough 999 you might saw a few people fried to death while attempting cable theft at the substation.

iii. Force majore such as thunder storms and floods. In these instances the electrical supply has to be cut off for safety reasons.

What you can see in this Youtube clip are:

• Namewee 'Intentionality" created havoc in TNB Muar.He wanted to scold and teach TNB the guys a lesson(before leaving his house).
• He said after he came back to Malaysia he experienced 3 power outages. BUT when dealing with the TNB officer he said "MANY Times". The motive here is very clear. It's to agitate the people by taking a good shot. All in all he is just doing some IRL Trolling.
  
• Even though the officer had explain to him that this was a BREAKDOWN, he still insist on seeing a notification letter. He also insisted on seing the superior on duty at 10:10pm.
• The rest of the video was filled with cursing, vulgar words, and very uncivilised hand gestures. Being rapper I think flinging hand gesture are considered fucking bad ass. Namawee is actually just a no talent CHIGGA with man tits issues.
  

What you probably didn't see while this faggotry was going on;

1. What are the people doing in the lorry, why are they working at 10:10pm?

Ans= These are the people that assist in the restoration of power supply during the event of a breakdown. Energy Commission standard for restoration time is about 4 hours for Medium Voltage Tripping (below 66KV).

2. Why the officer 'Kecil' working 10:10pm in the office & with his colleagues?

Ans: He is not there to eat the banana and minum kopi, he is the technician who monitor the system and get the outage ticket from Call Management Center (CMC) ~15454 and dispatches the repair work to the fault finder team. As far as I know there are no other companies in Malaysia that can provide 24hrs service. TMNET despite being a major telco only opens their help line until 10PM. Tenaga Nasional people in the other hand will go to your house at 3am if you call them at 15454. If you experience blackout in your area , please do not call 06-9532951 (this is the number that hare brained Namawee called ) this is an office no. No point on calling that number 10 times as it is not the right number to file a power outage report.

As a university graduate one would think that he would figure this out simply by using simple logic. If you have problem with your Streamyx you won't go and call the office of your nearest TMNET office wouldn't you? Instead you dial 1-300-88-1515 to file an official complain and then you will be issued a report number for your own reference.

We, TNB, are dedicated to "Keeps the Light On" in your house.

3. Why TNB office has electrical supply but no Namewee's house?

Ans: If Namewee stay within the vicinity of TNB Muar, perhaps this video will not appear as he won't be experiencing power interruption. In the real world all substations are linked to each other and these substations would supply the electricity to the respective housing areas. Since he can be seen riding a bike, I assume that the TNB office is not in the same housing area and thus serviced by a different substation. Like in all breakdowns it takes time to restore disruption. Asking for an immediate restoration of power supply is not only unrealistic but laughable. I hope this would shed some light to the issue highlighted in this video.

Too bad the TNB workers in this video does not own a Youtube account and couldn't let you guys hear their side of the story. As we all know when presented with something always try to get both side of the story before coming up with an opinion. What rational Malaysian would form an opinion from just one side?

FORWARD THIS FOR JUSTICE AND LULZ

komentar asal dari forum cari dan blog Hazrey

p/s : The German will be sickened by us, the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us.

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Saudi Arabia VS Perogol Kanak Kanak

Hukuman serius bagi kesalahan brutal

Agaknya malaysia bila nak guna pakai hukuman macam ni. Kata negara Islam. Kamon.. lets do this now. Mesti lelaki kucing pikir 1000x sebelum nak merogol budak. Check out comment section. Mat Salleh pun agree.

cerita asal DailyMail

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Happy Shitty Halloween

Koleksi kostum Halloween yang Serius FAIL!

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Yes We Can = Thank You Satan?

OLOLOL

Teringat zaman sekolah dulu Ustaz kata lagu Stairway to Heaven lagu Setan. Same goes to Hotel California. Skang mantra Obama pun boleh disetankan? LULZ 1000X




kredit from Kopitiam

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Malaysia vs UK

Bila ada orang mati

baca cerita asal The Star dan Daily Mail

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Serius Gay #2

Mak Nyah Meleis!

LOL!

nice spender bro!

Pondan alim? ada ayat kursi atas kepala katil tu!

Dan bapak pondan malaya.. Aweera! LOLZ

KREDIT lowyat forum and Budiey

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Serius Genius!

Rechargable Wind Up Battery

Masa dekat sekolah asrama dulu benda paling menjengkelkan ialah bila walkman habis bateri. Kat asrama aku takde wall plug so tak boleh recharg bateri dalam bilik. Kalau nak recharge kena pergi bilik ironing dan tinggalkan beteri kat situ for 5-6 hours. Most of the time bateri hilang kena pau. Tak pun charger kena cabut pasal ada orang nak iron baju. Hasilnya bateri recharge separuh dan rosak cepat.

How I wish masa sekolah dulu benda ni dah invented. A battery that recharges when you wind them up. Genius? Absolutely! Masa kat sekolah dulu selalu pusing keset guna pen. Aku tau korang pun ada buat kan? Nak jimat bateri rewind keset guna pen Kilometrico. Bateri ni same concept. Lepas dah habis chrage just pusing-pusing untuk recharge semula. Damn nice.

Cerita asal dari Gizmodo

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Perompak Serius Bodoh

Takde topeng? Relax bro.. lukis pakai marker je cukup.

Seriusly this is hilarious. Dua orang perompak ni kena tangkap lepas kereta diorang kena tahan dengan polis. Diorang tak bole explain kenapa muka diorang ada "topeng".Aku tak pasti nak cakap apa. Sama ada terlebih kreatif atau terlalu cheapskate nak beli topeng! Yang pasti this kinda stupidity can only happen in America. Iowa to be exact! Now feast your eyes on the utter awesomeness of their DIY "disguise".

In the immortal words of the joker

"WHY SO STEWPIDDDDDDD?"

Matthew McNelly, 23,

Joey Miller, 20,

cerita asal dari THE DAILY MAIL UK

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Facebook Amat Serius #1

Keh keh.. PWNAGE dari kawan-kawan

KREDIT ASAL

www.lamebook.com

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Gambar Serius Seksi

Julie Voon aka Julie Hoi aka Pelakon Blogger boy

Dulu ada keluar gambar dia pakai lingeries jek. Seksi gak tu. Aku sempat fap 2-3 round gak la. Tapi compared dengan ni aku rasa ini lagi FAPPABLE. Main body paint lak dia. Tapi asal baju dia ada penimbulan drastik? Nampak? Serius nice!! More of these please Julie Voon! I lapiu!

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Hutan Yang Serius

Hutan Pembunuh Diri -Aokigahara

Selamat datang ke hutan rekreasi Aokigahara. Hutan simpan yang terletak bersebelahan Gunung Fuji ini ialah tempat paling popular untuk membunuh diri di Jepun. Sejak 1950's dianggarkan 500 dah bunuh diri dalam hutan ni. Dalam tahun 2002 aje diorang jumpa 72 mayat dan rangka yang bersepah-sepah. Tapi kerana hutan ni tebal dan gelap diorang rasa ada banyak lagi mayat-mayat yang tak dijumpai!

So kenapa hutan ni popular sebagai destinati pilihan pembunuh diri? Firstly pasal ada sebuah novel popular bertajuk Kuroi Kaiju (Black Sea of Trees) tulisan Seicho Matsumoto. Dalam novel ni 2 orang kereter utama bunuh diri diorang dalam hutan Aokigahara. As the name of the novel suggests hutan ni memang penuh dengan pokok. Senang nak gantung diri!

Actual picture.. tebal tak tebal lah hutan ni

Kalau pergi taman rekriasi dekat Malaysia kita mesti jumpa sign board;

"Ambil hanya gambar.. tinggalkan hanya tapak kaki"

Kalau pergi hutan ni pulak diorang letak signboard;

"Hidup ini beharga.. Pikirkan tentang keluarga anda!"

Awesome shit! Hutan ini sudah pastinya hutan paling serius dalam dunia. Nak tau apa yang paling fakap pasal hutan ni selain mayat-mayat yang tak masih belum dikutip?

Well, oleh kerana banyak sangat orang bunuh diri ada orang bijak terpikir

"Diorang bunuh diri mesti ada tinggal duit ke apa ke dekat mayat. Apa kata gua rembat barang dari mayat diorang! PROFIT! Sugoiiiii"

Yep...... serius bijak dan macabre orang Jepun ini! Kat bawah ni aku letak a few pictures yang tak berapa bizarre. Kalau nak tengok gambar yang lagi fakap sila klik disini . Amaran! Aku tak bertanggung jawab kalau korang trauma.

ORIGINAL STORY CREDIT

From USAGIJAY BLOG via Cracked - Creepiest Places on Earth

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